Unfortunately, I can't tell you who the author is of this great masterpiece,
because I don't know. My brother handed me a piece of paper with this wisdom
written on it. I've copied it all out word for word onto this site. Due to
the warning in the attached comment, he refuses to discuss it with me. So, I don't
know exactly what it is, or where it came from, but if I ever find out, I will
post it here.
However, the author has written and attached a comment to
it, which you should read beforehand. Both one in eight and the comment are
extremely difficult to comprehend. It is quite possible that my posting them
on the site at all is completely blasphemous. (You'll see what I mean when you
get there) The link to one in eight will follow
the comment.